dswims1

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Joined: March 6, 2012
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Cassie(Hehehehehe.. Devon)) Here. 
"Don't Let What They Say Keep You Up At Night"
-Wings, Little Mix
Well, you can probably tell I LOVE Little Mix. They are truly an inspiration. Jade has the cutest accent, Perrie is hilarous, Jesy is down-to-earth, and Leigh-Anne is just goregous! You should really look up their song Wings becuase it is amazing. 
If you looked at my cursor, you could see I like One Direction. Well I do. I have three of their brilliam bracalets. Each of the boys has something special about them. They are hilarous, hot, and british. Who wouldn't like that? 

{ { If my name was in a Dictionary } }

Devon- A girl who loves to Swim. She could live in Water and she wouldn't notice the difference from dry land. For some reason, Devon loves to Dance. Music just flows through her vains. She has an obsession with British people (including Jacksgap). Fashion is her way through life, she probablu couldn't live without it. 

{{{{{{ For some reason, everyone loves my name ;p  }}}}}}

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Hey, if we have the same intrests, you should talk to me. I actually like making friends! I know this is ranom, but I love Avengers, and especially the book Clockwork Prince ;p.

Hey Hey Ya'll, check out my story account StoriesForYouu and my latest story, Love Is Sweeter The Second Time. I even have a story site , crazy right?

Melissa is my best fraannds name. Or Malassa. We are going to create a jirish dance. If I were you, I wouldn't ask
NOooooorrrr I personal shop for her. MWAAHAHA.
Then of course, Devon(Cassie) We switched names cause we are that awesome. She told me how to go to a concert!:D

Hi I am Melissa. And Devon is a silly awkotaco who is like meh a lot.. SO Devon is mah best fraand. And I made her layout :o. OMG SO ONE DIRECTION'S NEW SINGLE LIVE LIKE WE'RE YOUNG OMG I AM SO EXCITED AND ZAYN IS BACK ON TWITTER! lol sorry. BUT Devon is an insecure muffin which don't make no sense. The first time I saw her I was like she thinks she ugly? Wow she's wrong. Oh and she is moving to my school and will move to my grade and then we'll create jirish dance. After school we'll then marry the Harries twins! I'll marry Jack and she will marry Finn! Omg I like this font :o hahaha. BYE DEVON! YOU WILL BE MISSED!
~Melissa le awkotacoguacochoco

Hey yo I'm Devon, aka Cassie aka C. I love this girl with all my heart. She is funny, and perfect. We get along like apples and bananas. Cassie(Devon) knows i am a very strange person, but that is how we get along. I'm like 4 years older but age doesnt matter. I still love her(: She is so cute and random and all that awesome shiz! If you want to hurt Cassie(Devon) in any sort of way, just a heads up that im going to hurt you right back. Yeap, Devon(Cassie) is gonna mess with some young teens. Ahaha. Well I taught Cassie(Devon) how to go to a concert, yip yip! Well thats all. I love you:) bye!
-Devon. P.S. my name is really Cassie. Devon and I just traded names cause we're cool(;


HAYLO!!! dis is batman. but you can call me snooki. so devon is soooooo cute like farreal she makes me smile all the time. she is soooooo random and i love her for that. haha. Im a lazy bum., so devon will shop for me haha. omfg i love her name too DEVON DEVON DEVON DEVON. yup yup. haha. I can talk to devon about anything at all. i swear i could start a conversation about rainbow unicorns eating muffins that grow on palm trees and she will just listen to me and reply. tell me when you can find a friend like that k. HJHBCJAKDGUIWYDUIHKAJX ugh i love this font. ahaha Well bye for now!!;) love ya!
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

Quotes by dswims1

Am I the only one who doesn't wish for love at 11:11?

Have you guys ever thought that telling people not go on Witty actually hurts Steve?
It's true. You guys make quotes about how awful it would be if your classmates found witty, and Steve always comments that it would be good. Remember, Steve wants more users for this site. Maybe he wants to be popular. You share this site 84757483 users, can't you make room for more?
 
 
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Convos #1


Me: I've tried playing it cool
Cleverbot: But tragically you've failed
Me: But when I'm looking at you
Cleverbot: I can never be brave.
 



Series?
Hey Everyone! Go follow BooAndHazz for the best fanfics ever! She doesn't have that much favs, and you should change that. Here is the prolouge to her latest fanfic http://m.wittyprofiles.com/q/6152499
Am I the only one who remembers BooBahs?

My 18-year old Cousin Wearing a pair of Buzz Light year wings.: I'm wearing these to the party cuZ YOLO.
Me: Did you know what YOLO 
Me: Only Losers Obey YOLO
Cousin:... 
Me: Or frontwards it means you obivously like oreos.
Cousin: ...
Me:
Or  you obivously lack Orginaity. Becuase you obivously do.

Cousin: I'm an 18 year old boy wearing buzz light year wings. HOW THE HECK DO I LACK ORGIANAILTY?????
True, I love my family.
To all you short girls who want to be tall: You don't want to be. its my biggest insecurity.
Do you make really cool story layouts? Tell me! I need one badly!(:
My secret? I want to be a model. I know I might be tall enough, but I'll never be skinny enough, or just pretty enough. i've always dreamed of dressing up in fashionable clothing, and being beautiful. Not one bit of insecureness on me. Sadly, that will never come true..


Well Hi there. I made a story account, StoriesForYouu, where all my current stories are going to be on. Here is my story site: storiesforyouu.weebly.com. My one-shots will be continued, still on this account.


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