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"Mais, c'est la vie."
May: "La vie."

i had gym today;
and it's pretty obvious to my grade that i have the biggest chest--a fact which i am not found of.
Anyway, we were meant to play flag football today, but it was raining. So, instead, we played whiffle tennis inside, where someone hits a whiffle ball with a tennis racket and run to the bases. The only way you can get someone out is by directly tagging them with the ball. So, that's why, as I was running to home, I touched directly. in. tje. boob. Andnow I'm the "person David lost his mancard to." FML

"I hate Thin Privilege."
Okay, let me stop you right there. There's no such thing as "Thin Privilege." That's awful. But I get it. A large majority of us think that people have it better because they're skinny. I'll admit that I thought that, too. But every single person is body shamed. Whether it's about being too skinny or being too fat, everyone on this earth has been body shamed. We don't realize that we do it, to make heavier people feel better. I've done it, and I feel bad about it.
But to anyone who's been body shamed: Don't feel alone, please. 

Remember when everyone was saying, "Taylor Swift is America's Sweetheart and she's dated forty thousand people? And Miley Cryrus is a sluut when she's been with the same person for years!?" Well, now everyone's saying that Miley and Taylor are both sluuts. Which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Unless you personally know Miley, and personally know Taylor, then don't judge them. Or anyone for that matter. Please.

So, let's talk about Blurred Lines.
Everyone likes a good, catchy song once in a while. And--don't get me wrong--I, too, rocked out to the song a couple times myself. But, as everyone knows, the song is about the "blurred lines" between consentual s.ex and r.ape. The fact that such a popular song promotes the idea that if anyone (of any gender, because r.ape happens to men) says no, they don't mean it. 
I didn't mind so much, until I discovered that this song is climbing to the top of the charts, and has passed Elvis f.ucking Presley to becoming one of the top pop songs of. All. Times. 
Are we actually going to let it pass Elton John? So just stop watching the YouTube video, downloading the jingle, and buying it on iTunes. Let's not be known as the society that's run by h.orny guys and girls who don't know the difference between yes and no.

You can choose to live life
seeing the rose bush with thorns
or
you can choose to live life
seeing the thorn bush with roses

 

dear westboro baptist church,
you know that sign you have? Yeah, the one that says, "Soldiers die for f*gs to marry. " Soldiers also die for your right to protest. So shut up. Sincerely, everyone :) 
 

And in no way am I saying that all Baptists or Christians believe in this or are wrong. All religions deserve respect. However, when you abuse your rights and use them to offend people who have done nothing but protect you, and when you judge people you don't know, then that crosses a line...

I SAW TWO REALLY CUTE BOYS SINGING ONTHE BOARDWALK
AND I WAS WITH MY DAD, SO I DECIDED TO DITCH MY DAD AND WENT BACK TO LOOK FOR THE BOYS AND I COULDN'T FIND THEM AND I GOT FRUSTRATED AND I WENT TO WAIT FOR MY DAD OUTSIDE OF THE GUY'S BATHROOM BECAUSE I FELT BAD FOR DITCHING HIM AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM THERE AND WHILE I WAS WAITING A GROUP OF OTHER GUYS CAME OVER AND SAT TOTHE BENCH NEXT TO MINE AND I ASKED THEM IF THEY SAW THE TWO CUTE BOYS WHO HAD A GUITAR AND THIS ONE GUY WAS LIKE, "NO, BUT I'M A CUTE GUY AND YOU'RE A CUTE GIRL." AND OMFG I THINK I GOT HIT ON

   

                      ☆ AND IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT THAT LAST QUOTE,