ciennavictoria

that terrible moment when

somebody runs their wet fingers through your dry hair.

im starting to think that when we were little

and our parents told us to eat the crust because it was good for you,

was just an excuse because they were getting tired of cutting off the crust.

i like how in drake and josh,

when theyre having a private conversation in the kitchen,

they keep the window to the living room open.

as if no one can hear them.

duct tape is like the force.

it has a light side.

a dark side.

and it holds the world together.

nmq

knowing you had a weird dream last night

but not remembering a single bit of it.

"ALRIGHT. WHO FINISHED OFF THE TOILET PAPER AND DIDNT REPLACE IT?!"

oh wait..

you know its cold outside

when you walk outside and its cold.

you know why uggs are called uggs?

because when people see the price, they say,

"UUGGGGGGGGGGG."

if someone is trying to bring you down

it just means you are above them.

AGNESS LIIIIKKE♥