chimneythewerebear

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Joined: December 27, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: June 7
user id: 256083
Location: 42 Wallaby Way
okay crap, im going to edit my layout later ok


bye bye 

Quotes by chimneythewerebear

 

 

 

I can't live without y̶o̶u̶. FOOD.

 

 

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my brother

julian: have you ever eaten chicken testicles?
me: wut. no?
julian: apparently it tastes like really meaty chicken nuggets



*awkward silence*


nmf


 
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Barking back at a dog to show it who's boss.






 


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Plot Twist: I actually find something to eat in the fridge.
 
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w h e n    a     t e a c h e r     g e t s    y o u     t o    d o    h e r     l i t t l e    j o b s

and I'm just sitting there thinking 'You're a lazy bxxtch, huh?'


mine/nmf



 
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a conversation with my 20 year old brother

Julain: don't you dare get 16 and pregnant
Me: okay, i wasn't planni-
Julian: cause a pregant sister would be awkward
Me: ye-
Julian: then i'll be like 'who's the father? i'm going to break his knees.'
Julian: then you'll be like 'nooo, i love him'
Me:
Julian:
Me:
Julian:
Me:
Julian:
Me:
Julian:
Me: *awkwardly walks out of the room*


nmf


 
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 '184759 faves and I won't

murder my pet rat, p.s. GOD IS


WATCHING YOUUU!!!!1'


Oh shut up. 






 


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VAS HAPPENIN!?
- Zayn Malik


 
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American Girls: OMG BRITISH

BOYS ARE SO HOT.

British Girls: OMG AMERICAN

BOYS ARE SO HOT.

 

 

nmf!!!! chimneythewerebear quote k.

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My biggest fear is
growing up...

 
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