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Why do scary movies alwayts take place in scary places like graveyards or hospitals?
I want a scary movie in Walmart.
"Clean up on aisle 13"
"But sir... there is no aisle 13"
*dramatic music*
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My parents legitametly believe that I am the only teen who spends so much time on the internet. Little do they know about all of
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Me: Mom, can I have five dollars?
Mom: No. Money doesn't grow on trees.
Me: What's money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Me: Where does paper come from?
Mom: Trees.
Me: So money does grow on trees.
Mom: ...
Mom: you still can't have five dollars.
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