calmurself

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Joined: February 13, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 23
user id: 273749
Location: Boston, MA
Gender: F
I know it's crazy to believe in silly things, but it's not that easy.

Quotes by calmurself

I guess we all have to move on.
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breakup
Girls are attracted to asshòles because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you."
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true
I like witty because I can like stranger's post and not feel awkward about it.
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awkward
Qoutes these days are annoying
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ugh
Some days I feel like I'm w r o n g when I'm r i g h t
your mind is playing tricks on you my d e a r
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love
You see, we could be friends if you weren't such a b/tch.
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school
Yes, I'm that person who moves the actual controller while playing a video game.
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funny
Me: *looks in mirror*
Me: ...
Me: I guess being a nun won't be too bad




 
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funny
Callan: *hides under teacher's desk"
Teacher: *walks behind desk*
Callan: Boo!
Teacher:  OMG I ALMOST FARTED


thats Mrs.Hill for you
 
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funny
Witty: Cool your jets!
Me: ugh omg not again *presses add again*
Witty: Cool your jets!
Me: F/CK YOU I'LL COOL WHAT I WANT!
Wity: Cool you jets!
Me: *rapes add button*
Witty:Cool your jets!
Me: F/CK THIS I'M OUT!
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funny