bitchofwitty

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You read the name.
So yeah, i'm a bitch. I'm gonna jock quotes and be slightly nasty. Don't come to me with the slightly obvious comments, 'Omg your so nastyyyy!' Oh boo hoo, get over it. Its witty guys, not the end of the world, k?
Theres not much point in giving me rubbish, i'm just gonna jock your quotes, obviously. Don't get stressed about it though, its only a few words.


Yes, the girl in the photo really is me.
Don't believe me? I don't fucking care.

bitchofwitty's Favorite Quotes








" I t ' s  s o  h o t  i n  h e r e "

" O h  s o r r y ,  w a n t  m e  t o  l e a v e "




 
 



teenage years.


the  best  and  wors times  of  your  life.

   

 


 

*Girl to girl*: "You look pretty!" "Ahwww thanks, so do you!"

*Guy to guy*:

"You look handsome."

"Dude, are you gay?
 Dear 4th graders on facebook,
How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?
nmf

My eight year old sister's advice on boys:

Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
My Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
My Sister: You kill him.

Color's Survey

RED

Are you currently mad at someone?: nahh

Which of your friends has the worst temper?angela

Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yesss

Does your face turn red when you are angry?nope my eyes water

When you are mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream?: both depending on how mad


ORANGE

Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party? nope

Are you easily excited? sortaa

What event is coming up that your most excited about?none

Which of your friends is most excitable?: Marisssssssssssa!

If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?:Holy crap i have a million $

If you could have anything right now what would it be?my bestfriend to tlk to me


YELLOW

NAME?  Meg

Where were you born? a spot on the earth.

What's your main goal in life? e happy

Do you want to have children? yeah,.

How do you want to die? peacefully ...


GREEN

Do you like this color? yeah.

Gay Marriage? go forr it love is love

Lowering the drinking age? doesnt matter. eveery1 drinks anyway.

Capital Punishment? Errr wats tht

Abortion? Nopee.

Recycling? yeah


BLUE

What was your latest dream? me and my sissters friend in the pool ..we both liked eachother but i said i couldnt like him cause my sis does.. LOL WIERD

Which of your friends do you dream about the most? steven

Have any of your dreams come true? naaa

Do you usually remember your dreams?sometimes.

What was the weirdest dream you've ever had? No ideaaa.


PURPLE

Straight, Gay, Bi? straightt

Do you have a bf/gf? nopeee.

Do you have a crush?si i do
Who is the best "hugger" that you know? Steven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but we dnt hug anymore..


Do you believe in love at first sight?Nah


Have you ever been in love?nopeeeeeeeeee; ive loved someone wasnt inlove with them


If you had a girlfriend how would you treat her?
Touch her waist. Actually talk to her. Share secrets with her. Give her 1 of my sweatshirts. Kiss her slowly. Hug her. Hold her. Laugh with her. Invite her everywhere. Hangout with her and my friends together. Smile with her. Take pictures with her. Pull her onto my lap. When she says she loves me more, i would deny it. Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her. Kiss her unexpectedly. Hug her from behind around the waist. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her the way i feel about her. Open doors for her. Tell her she's my everything. Make her feel loved. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls i know. Take her ANYWHERE she wants. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much i MISS her. Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just ill be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me. Hold her close when she's cold. While in the movies, put my arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. When people DISS her, stand up for her. Look deep into her EYES and tell her i love her. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest so we can cuddle. When walking next to each other grab her HAND. When i hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. Take her for LONG walks at night. ALWAYS remind her how much i love her. Sit on top of her and tell her how much i love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her. If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her gently. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind. Kiss her in the rain. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her. Slow dance with no music. Love her, kiss her, hold her.

the different side
Chapter 32
Two Years Later:
"Adam, can you put this box in my trunk?" I asked, handing Adam a box full of stuff I needed for college.
"Alright, babe." he smiled, lifting the box as if it was a feather.
Let me fill you in on what happened in the past two years.
Eric and I were madly in love. We never got bored of each other, but we knew we had to break up before college started. We both knew inside our hearts that long distance relationships would never work. So, we broke up 5 months ago, in the ending of senior year.
Don't get me wrong, I did cry, but it was for the best for both of us.
We were still friends, but we didn't talk that much. A simple wave while walking across the hallways was the only action we got.
Yes, it was killing me, since he was the first guy I ever loved. But, I had to move on eventually.
So, I found Adam at a club with Alyssa, Casey, and Garry.
We've been dating for 2 months now. Yes, I like Adam, but not love. I only love Eric, and I always will.
"Crystal, anything else?" he asked me as he came up the stairs again.
"Yeah, one last thing." I said digging through my closet.
I handed him my suitcase, containing the clothes I would need for college.
"Ah, this thing is so heavy." he whined.
"But, for me, right?" I smiled, giving him my puppy dog eyes.
"Of course." he winked, and carried my suitcase downstairs to my car.
I looked in the back of my closet, just in case I was forgetting something.
That's when I saw it. I saw the light pink scale I use to weigh myself with when I was anorexic.
I took in a deep breath, and stepped on the scale.
0 lbs. The scale was definitely broken.
I tossed the broken scale at the back of my closet when I heard Adam coming up the stairs. He never knew about my secret.
While Eric, I told him everything. He told me everything, too.
"Is that it? Or should we get going?" Adam asked.
"Wait in the car. I need to say bye to my neighbors first." I said.
Yes, Eric was still my neighbor. Occasionally, when I couldn't sleep, I would throw something at his window, and we'd talk until 4 in the morning.
Adam nodded, and sat in the car to wait.
I walked over to the Chamber's house, and rang the doorbell.
Eric's mother opened the door, and she smiled.
"Oh Crystal! Hi! I haven't seen you in ages." Mrs. Chambers smiled hugging me.
"Hi Mrs. Chambers. I just came by to say goodbye." I explained.
"Bye?" she asked.
"Yeah. I'm leaving off to college." I smiled.
"Aw! Honey! Be sure to come and visit. Would you like to say goodbye to Eric?" she asked, beaming.
"Yeah." I nodded.
She went upstairs, and a moment later, Eric came down.
He looked a little bit shocked to see me, but he smiled.
"Hey." I said.
"Um, hey. Crystal, what are you doing here?" he asked in confusion.
"To say bye. I'm leaving to college." I said.
He looked a bit disappointed. "Oh, well, I'm going to miss you."
"Same here." I said, trying not to look in his eyes.
I knew if I did, I would break out crying.
"Well, I guess this is goodbye." he mumbled.
I bit my lip. "Yep. One last time."
He wrapped his arms around me the same way he did two years ago.
"Bye, Crystal. Be safe." he whispered.
"Bye, Eric." I said as a tear tell down my left eye.
He rubbed my back, and breathed, "Don't cry. You should be happy."
"I'm going to miss you." I muffled in his chest.
He pulled away, and held my left arm up.
He smiled when he saw that I was still wearing the charm bracelet he got me at homecoming.
He pecked me on the cheek, and said bye once again.
I felt a spark where his lips touched my right cheek, and I wanted to run back in his arms again, but it was too late.
Truth be told, I love Eric. I never stopped, and I never will.
He was the only person who ever sat the different side of me.


the end.