bitchnamedCrystal

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Things longer than Kim Kardashian's Marriage?
The line of Trick-Or-Treaters at Casey Anothney's door...


 

Taylor Swift's new song should be called:

"How the hell do all these ugly girls have boyfriends and I don't"

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I want a witty best friend?
Am I the only one?

Wanna hear a joke?  

Our relationship.

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When a girl is quiet 
Millions of things are running in her mind
When a girl is not arguing
She is thinking deeply
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions
She is wondering how long you will be around
When a girl answers,"I'm Fine"
She's not fine at all
When a girl stares at you 
She is wondering why you are lying
When a girl lays on your chest 
She is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a girl calls you
She is seeking your attention
When a girl texts you everyday
Shes is hoping just once you will reply
When a girl says, I love you
She means it.
When a girl says she cant live without you
She has made up her mind that you are her future
When a girl says "I miss you"
No one in this world can miss you more than her.

nmq.
 

Having a dick makes you a male,
Not a man.

twittter <3

My Boyfriend Has A Twin Brother.

His brother has special needs. I was at his house last night watching a movie and his brother came down to watch with us. My boyfriend wisphered to me sorry and told his brother that we wanted to be alone. I said That it was alright and he could stay and watch with us.. His brother looked at him and i said "One day i want a girlfriend as pretty and as nice as yours.."

Made my day.. True Story

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