barneythebigpurpledino

Status: Trying to make people smile (:
Joined: April 17, 2012
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 293139
Dancing Banana100% me, 100% makeup free (:
Ayeee (: Vas happenin? You seem to have stumbled upon my profile. Well, as Lil Wayne once said, people are basically indescribable, but I’ll try anyways so please excuse me while I bore you with my words [: First of all, I can’t live without music. I absolutely looove to sing and I’ve been told I’m really good, but I’m too shy to ever sing or dance in public. Hopefully one day I’ll be performing with One Direction c: I’m usually really shy, but when I’m with my friends I can be the LOUDEST person on earth. I guess my personality description would be a matter of opinion. A lot of people tell me I’m really sweet. My best friend says I’m really funny and nice and that one day I’ll kill her because she’ll suffocate from laughing too hard. She also says I’m her therapist and that I’m amazing at it. I’m crazy, weird, and hyper, but that’s all normal for me (: I SNEEZE LIKE A KITTEN. IT’S SO WEIRD. I like candy and I LOOOVE HUGS AND PIGGY BACK RIDES :D I'm never going to “grow up”. I NEVER EVER lie or curse and I take pinky promises very seriously. I still say “playdate”. (Yes, I know I’m weird :]). I try to maintain a positive attitude. A lot of people call me a Smiley Face because it’s kind of impossible for me not to always be smiling and laughing (unless of course I’m in a bad mood). Even when I’m in a bad mood, it’s incredibly easy to make me laugh (even though I try not to then :P). SpongeBob SquarePants is the love of my life ♡ We’re engaged to be married, let me know if any of you beautiful people would like an invitation (:
I love meeting new people and I'm not quick to judge, so if you need advice or just want to talk, I'm here c:

ℳч вuckєt ℓíst:
○Hand a random little kid a folded up piece of paper and tell him it's from his real parents.
○Try a doughnut.
○Order coffee at Starbucks as Primrose Everdeen so that when it's ready and the person at the counter says, "Primrose Everdeen," I can say, "I volunteer as tribute!"
○Run up to a random couple on Valentine's Day, slap the guy, and burst into tears while yelling, "How could you? You said you loved me! I gave you everything! I gave you my virginity! And now this? Screw you!"
○Fill up an empty bottle of Windex with blue gatorade and drink it in public.
○Sing a duet with Austin Mahone.
○Bake a cake that actually tastes good.
○Ride a llama.
○Eat a sock.
○Dress up a pineapple in a hula skirt and name it Lola.
○Explode a grape in the microwave.
○Call an insurance company and try to insure a stuffed animal.
○Put chocolate pudding in a diaper and eat it in public.
Suggestions?

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* 7 years ago
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OMG your bucket list \^~^/
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KaTi3Gx3 8 years ago
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You're gorgeous♥
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*♥Jelyssa♥* 1 decade ago
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Your Perfect holy sh^t
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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haha
thank you (:
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Hellooooo ♥
Okk
i just want to tell you that i love yur quotes
and
please follow me if you like my quotes?

*sobs sobs*

I don't usually ask for follow backs but yeah
you're asdfghjkl
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* Sabaism * 1 decade ago
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Ayesha,
Oml. That bucket list. I can already tell you're a fun and funny person. You should deff do the Windex one, it's so much fun.
Okay, I don't know you, but I'm like to.
The fact that you don't wear makeup makes you 100% more beautiful than you would be if you did, and you are beautiful. Both body and soul. I also have a lot of respect for you for being makeup free. That's just so amazing.
Your quotes are so amazing and like perf and also meaningful.
You seem like a really smart and wise person.
Thank you for being so friggin amazing.
Xoxo,
Lyric~
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rafaela123 1 decade ago
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You are gorgeous! I love your bucket list.
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happiest* 1 decade ago
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That's not me :) but you're drop dead gorgeous xx
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Chris* 1 decade ago
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No but
you're perfect
I just??
How??
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hannahhere 1 decade ago
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Thank you soo much you are tooo
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IEatPieAllDayandNight 1 decade ago
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i just watched a few episodes of greys anatomy and now im going onto the nextt ahah, its my latest obsession hbu whats upppp
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IEatPieAllDayandNight 1 decade ago
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aw yay you said youd be my friendd c:
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LiveTheDream 1 decade ago
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Hi :)
I wanted to let you know I'm leaving. You should get a tumblr or something so we can stay in touch.
Mine is lov3me-jaded.tumblr.com :)
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LiveTheDream 1 decade ago
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No it's fine, honestly I don't know.. He didn't give me a reason.
He told me he loved me, and that's the last thing he said to me
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al0ne_in_this_w0rld 1 decade ago
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aw thank you c;
thats my natural hair
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LiveTheDream 1 decade ago
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Yeahh, you could say we broke up.
I'm okay though :) It's been weird but I'm doing great :)
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kait_totman 1 decade ago
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Hey! So I just found your profile, and from the feel of everything, you sound pretty awesome. Just throwing that out there. We should definitely chat, you sound really sweet! :)
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imjustonegirl 1 decade ago
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OMG HEY GIRL I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE IN FOREVER IMY
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LiveTheDream 1 decade ago
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i don't think he really had a choice, but i think he still woulda picked it :p
Yeah he's been there the entire summer by the time he gets back he starts school
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LivvyCinLove 1 decade ago
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Hi!
So, I don't know if you remember, but last summer we talked a whole bunch. And I haven't been on Witty for a while. But I was just thinking about my Witty friends and wanted to say hi. And also that you're beautiful. Okay. Sorry I'm awkward, haha. Bye! xoxo
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