aphrodite814r

Status: Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. <3
Joined: December 21, 2009
Last Seen: 3 months
Birthday: August 14
user id: 96462
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
 
 
My name is Sarah 
College Junior, 20 years young
~POTTERHEAD~




Words to live by: 
 

AWESOME PEOPLE!

CARLES. I LOVE YOU.
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This Potterhead (Who's a Slytherin, like me!<3)
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MY TWIN!
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My friend Austin
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Average Lives and Average Lies

This book is finished (not including the sequel)
Sequel (Retracing Footsteps) is up!
Sorry about the break i was on vacation! :D

ANSWERS TO FAQs (frequently annoying questions)
Is this book real?
It's real in theory. Things like this happen to people all the time! But, no, the book is not real. It's FICTION!!!

Why is it "Average" if her life is far from average?
I just finished the book! It explains it at the end!

--Natalie Greene

(PS--I'm copyrighting this book as a write it, so DON'T JOCK!)


RetracingFootsteps

I just finished this book
NO IT IS NOT THE END!!
I AM GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Please comment and tell me what you think!

ANSWERS TO FAQs (frequently annoying questions)
Is this book real?
It's real in theory. Things like this happen to people all the time! But, no, the book is not real. It's FICTION!!!

--Natalie Greene

(PS--I'm copyrighting this book as a write it, so DON'T JOCK!)
 
 
 
 
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Quotes by aphrodite814r






There are no lyrics that say how I feel.

I miss you.




 
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I do recall now
the smell of the rain.
Fresh on the pavement,
I ran off the plane.

That July 9th,
the beat of your heart.
It jumps through your shirt,
I can still feel your arms.

But now I'll go sit on the floor
wearing your clothes.
All that I know is I don't know
how to be something you miss.
I never thought we'd have a

Last Kiss.

I never imagined we'd end like this.
Your name, forever the name on my lips.


 
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||||| T ell Cosette I love her |||||
||||| and I'll see her when I wake... |||||

 

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Jingle Bells,



Glato smells,



Foxface ran away.



Heffie tries,



Clato cries,



PEENISS ALL THE WAY.


 
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When you're at a friend's


house & their parents start


screaming, so you're


just sitting there, like,


"OH...that's a nice wall."
 
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Bad guys in movies:



"But before I kill you, I


want to tell you this


really long story so


you can be saved."

 
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BEFORE $EX,


you help each other get naked.


After $ex, you only dress youself.




Moral of the story:


In life, no one helps you


once you're f*cked.


 

 
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Sarcasm [noun]

Definition: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

 

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His Arms [noun]

Definition: Safest place in the world. <3

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There  are  4  stages





in life...





 
1. You believe in Santa Claus


2. You don't believe in Santa Claus


3. You are Santa Claus


4. You look like Santa Claus

 
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