alanaelle3
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Joined: June 17, 2011
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yo, im alana. obvskii:D new on witty but know my way 'round. chatmeuup sometime. im just glad you didnt stop reading. which means:
"your a truuuuuuuuuuue friendd, your here till the eennddd."
NO. I DO NOT ENJOY "HANNAH MONTANA"
she's annoying.
i want to thank you again for continuing to read.
so if your cool enough to read this then do this for me:
be my bestest friend EVER!!
no, that was a joke.
dont. do. it.
but seriously, do this:
...........
i dont know what i was going to say. i didnt have anything planned.
i apologize. im so sorry. did i hurt your feelings? no, okay then.
byee!:D<3
follow meh.? fannkss
"your a truuuuuuuuuuue friendd, your here till the eennddd."
NO. I DO NOT ENJOY "HANNAH MONTANA"
she's annoying.
i want to thank you again for continuing to read.
so if your cool enough to read this then do this for me:
be my bestest friend EVER!!
no, that was a joke.
dont. do. it.
but seriously, do this:
...........
i dont know what i was going to say. i didnt have anything planned.
i apologize. im so sorry. did i hurt your feelings? no, okay then.
byee!:D<3
follow meh.? fannkss
alanaelle3's Favorite Quotes
TEXTS #13
Daughter: Can
I sleep over at Kates?
Mom: Nocomehomenow
andwhereisthespacebutton?
TEXTS #14
Daughter: Dad, what would you
do
if I got pregnant?
Dad: Keep
the kid,
give
you up for adoption.
TEXTS #16
Dad: 370HSSV 0773H
Dad: Turn
your phone upside down
Son: You're not a good
father..
TEXTS #17
Dad: You're such a boring
kid.
Son: Excuse me?
Dad: You've never drank, went to parties,
experimented with girls...
if we
went to high school together,
i'd definitely make fun of
you.
TEXTS #19
Daughter: Thanks dad!
<3
Dad: What is that? A butt with
a cone?
TEXTS #20
Mom: What does D:
mean?
Daughter: It's a sad
face
Mom: Ohhh i see ___^^___*~
Daughter: ...What is
that?
Mom: A snake that ate an M!
:)
Daughter: ...No mom. Just
no.
TEXTS #21
Mom: (mass text) Did anyone see my
broom?
Dad: Why? Are you going
somewhere?
TEXTS #23
Dad: Did
you spill ice on the floor?
Son: It
was an accident.
Dad: So
were you.