_superwhitegirlproblems

Status: you don't have to be white to enjoy these quotes
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It's so hard being white...

Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

Comments to _superwhitegirlproblems

p0kemon 1 decade ago

hard nipples

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

hard peeeenis

p0kemon 1 decade ago

I got a good
"When your spooning your boyfriend gets a b0.ner and makes your nipples hard."
}=^}

Hanny* 1 decade ago

I'm not exactly white, but these quotes are perfect, hilarious and so relevant XD lol

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

lmao you don't have to be white to enjoy or relate to them! but i'm glad you like them. :) <3

Hanny* 1 decade ago

I know I know XD you're welcome hun :) x

ashleymariesmith 1 decade ago

Your Quotes are hilarious! I love them ;)

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

thank you so much!

Leslie and Alli * 1 decade ago

hiiiiiiii! i loveeeeeeeeeeee your quotes!!!!!(:

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

hey, thanks love :)

Leslie and Alli * 1 decade ago

hehehe you're welcome!!

NightSparklez 1 decade ago

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CreasedButterfly 1 decade ago

Your quotes are hilarious & true! :)

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Thanks! I'm glad you like them. :)

Leslie and Alli * 1 decade ago

hey i have a question... why do you not fave quotes or follow anybody? not trying to be mean im just asking(: but by the way i love your quotes i can relate to like allll them!!<3

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

I have a separate account that I do all that stuff on. This one I want to keep it nice and clean, just for the quotes. Thank you though!

Leslie and Alli * 1 decade ago

oh okay!! haha(: and you're welcome!!

ImAddictedToLifeMkai 1 decade ago

If you did this for me Id really appreciate it,
subscribe to my channel, ill subscribe to your channel or follow you on witty.
the links here: http://www.youtube.com/user/ImAddictedToLifeMkai

If you do this, ill love you forever.<3

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Subscribed.
Could you subscribe back?
lovexwriting // http://www.youtube.com/user/lovexwriting

ImAddictedToLifeMkai 1 decade ago

Done<3

art of hatred* 1 decade ago

OH MY WORD. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT WITH YOUR QUOTES, AND I JUST LOVE JENNA MARBLES TOO. Kermit <333

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Thank you so much <3 Stay fab, girl.

kitkat929m 1 decade ago

OMG. I love Jenna Marbles and your quotes are SO me!

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Keep on rockin', white girl.
Glad you enjoy the quotes!

SnoopyDog101 1 decade ago

Jenna Marbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

[deleted] 1 decade ago

LOL I can relate to pretty much all of these :)

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

That's good. Or bad depending on how you look at it. But I do too so it's ok.

TheArtOfEmotion 1 decade ago

Yes? You got a problem? (;

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Lmfao, I don't understand the stupidity.

chocomickey14 1 decade ago

Why did you leave all your other accounts but Are still on here?

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Because I really like this account, but I don't have enough time to keep my other ones updated.

TheArtOfEmotion 1 decade ago

Why do you make fun of white girls? Because believe me, we could kick your αѕѕ off of this site anyday. (;

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Lmfao, hon oh hon.

Butterbear 1 decade ago

I want to see the first ever quote that you made but thats alot of clicking ;-; xD

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Lol, well if you go to the url, you could add "/" and then 192 and you'll get to the very beginning of my quotes. Glad you enjoy them!

Butterbear 1 decade ago

Thnaks!! =D and yes I love them c:

upsid3s 1 decade ago

so hey you're funny and all, but could you not tag your quotes as "poetry" or "poem" because it's difficult to appreciate actual poems when your quotes take up five pages in a row. lol, thank you.

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Oh, yeah, sure. Sorry about that. I just tag them with random things. Sorry.

bunnylover43 1 decade ago

Is this sayheyilyx? Sorry just wondering...

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

It is.

bunnylover43 1 decade ago

I thought you said you were leaving witty?

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

I'm not going to use sayheyilyx anymore but I'm still posting these quotes.

bunnylover43 1 decade ago

Okay:) i probably sound annoying but i think witty group wants to know if you are still a blogger on the site

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Oh don't worry you're fine. I feel awful, but no, I can't still blog. :/

bunnylover43 1 decade ago

Okay

x-Abbie-x* 1 decade ago

This Is My Bible...I Love This Quotes :) <3

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Haha, thank you so much.

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

so why do you make things about white girls , you must be black , if not then why r u making fun of white girls??

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Because white girls are hilarious. x

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

so r black girls ! Bbut whenver white girls talk about black girls , they call us !!

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

they call us

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

.... sometimes ,

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

raacist

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

No, I'm white. Probably the whitest person you'll ever see in your life.

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

... then why do you make fun of our race ?? xD

_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

Because I can.

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

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_superwhitegirlproblems 1 decade ago

We're done here.

you_know_me_lol 1 decade ago

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