Superman5o5
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Joined: August 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 206026
Location: Australia
Gender: F
Joined: August 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 206026
Location: Australia
Gender: F
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Hi, my name is Max and I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I love Doctor Who, Tumblr and chocolate :)
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Quotes by Superman5o5
*Phone Rings*
Me: I'M GETTING IT!!
Me: *Sprints to phone*
Phone: Private Number
Me: *Stares*
Me: *Slowly backs away...*
Me: I'M GETTING IT!!
Me: *Sprints to phone*
Phone: Private Number
Me: *Stares*
Me: *Slowly backs away...*
I just had the most randomest thought-
What if your mum borrowed you computer when you were out, and saw Witty Profiles. Then she made an account on her computer and followed you/commented on everything etc. And you didn't know it was her! Then you started talking to her and you became Witty Best Friends and you told her all your darkest secrets...
Your mum...
OI,
YOU!
I like how you have your hair today.
I like how you have your hair today.
Dad: Ok,
so One Direction is Zayn, Liam, Harry, Niall and Louis
right?
Daughter: Yes, I'm so proud, you're learning! :')
Dad: Here's my theory about them in 5-10 years; Louis is gay, Liam is a straight married man with a family, Harry is a celebrity actor/solo artist, Niall opens a successful restaurant and Zayn has a rap album called "Inzayn".
Daughter: omg dat what
NMQ/NMF :)
Daughter: Yes, I'm so proud, you're learning! :')
Dad: Here's my theory about them in 5-10 years; Louis is gay, Liam is a straight married man with a family, Harry is a celebrity actor/solo artist, Niall opens a successful restaurant and Zayn has a rap album called "Inzayn".
Daughter: omg dat what
NMQ/NMF :)
"You remind me of a
poem I can't remember, a song that may never have existed and a
place I'm not sure I've been to." -Grandpa
Simpson
Wow
Pringles actually have a really bad after taste
Guess that means I'll just have to eat more
I heard this from another room.
My innocent little brother: Dad! I got a score of 69 in footy! Isn't that great? :)
My dad: I think 69 is a pretty great number too, son.
Me from the other room: O___________O
CookieDoughFormats
Steve,
thank
you.
Thank you
for
putting
hard work
into this
website,
making it
safe for
us,
putting
effort
into
improving
it,
putting
up with
our
swearing
and
bullying
and
rudness
and
overused
quotes
and so
much
more.
Thank you
for
lasting
through
the
Hunger
Games
spam, and
the
Brandon
Cyrus
spam, and
the I
SURVIVED
THE WITTY
CRASH
spam, and
now the
One
Direction
spam. You
are
amazing.
If I met
you in
real life
I would
hug you,
if
you're
okay with
that. I
hope we
made you
proud in
some way,
with the
meaningful
quotes
and the
comments
and
accounts
that
saved
a
life.
You've
changed
some
people
lives.
Thank you
for
everything.
CookieDoughFormats
We have a giant storm coming, that's never happened to me before, like a cyclone WHAT IT THIS SH*T （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I really wish life had a rewind button. Then
I could live through the happy moments again, and correct my
actions.
But I guess everyone would be obsessed with making life perfect.
But I guess everyone would be obsessed with making life perfect.