Snape

Status: Why did it have to be me
Joined: February 27, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: January 9
user id: 351563
Location: Somewhere where you're to muggle to be
Gender: M

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Snape's Favorite Quotes





maybe your d.ick is so small because
you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.



 
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I can't think of anything worse 
Than hating the person who everyone else loves.
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"f" is for friends who
abandoned me after 7th grade



 
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"Americans are really annoying."
you're just mad bc martin luther king jr had a dream and you weren't in it



 
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me: okay, okay.
me: now it's time to get serious.
me: deep breaths.
me: okay i'm relaxed now.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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One time I picked out all the seeds of a strawberry.
Seedless to say, it was berry pointless.
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joke

              
                    if you could only see the  
                    beast you made of me               
                     i held it in but now it seems
                    you've set it running free
                      screaming in the dark,
                    i howl when we're apart
              drag my teeth across your chest
                    to taste your beating heart






 





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lyrics




we take the naps we think we deserve



 
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I LOVE
LEARNING BAD THINGS
ABOUT PEOPLE
I DON’T LIKE




 
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next time you’re washing your hands next
to somebody cup your hands under the tap
until the water overflows then look at them
dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’
it’s a guaranteed way to make friends
i have never tried it but it is guaranteed


 
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icantstoplaughing