ScratchNSniffStickers
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How ironic would it be if someone choked on a life saver.
So, I saw a can of Lysol that was "original scent".
What the heck does "original" smell like?
I hit the snooze button so
many times this morning,
that if there was such thing
as alarm clock abuse i
would be going to jail not
work.
They saw a sign that said "Disneyland left".
Then the cried and went back home.
No doctor
i'mnot crazy i
swear!!the pink evil butterflies were
trying to eat me
alive!!
No don't leave me in this
boxed room!
They'll find
me!!
Best friends are sisters that were separated at birth and are destined to find each other once again.
math questions are
so
stupid!
"If i have 5 bottles in
one hand and one in the other , what do I
have?"
I dunno, a
drinking
problem!?
Some people you know were
dropped on their heads as
babies.
Some were clearly thrown in the
air,
hit the ceiling fan , bounced off a wall,
and fell out a window.
JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH MY ALARM CLOCK
it wanted me to wake
up
I DISAGREED
things got
violent. The alarm clock is broken, and i'm wide
awake
NOT
SURE WHO WON.
when i felt depressed
I am now banned from
McDonald's Playland.