SanDiegoSporty

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Ello govna. im liv, i like glitter and sparkly dresses, oh and english accents, and taylor swift. witty is my life. im here eryday...and its more addicting than facebook. talk to me!<3
p.s. i would like to know how to fade, and format. Shpanks you!(;

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Everything Not Right
Chapter One Part Two
 


“AH!” I screamed. Someone grabbed me from behind.
 “AUDS! Ugh, we did it! We survived; oh, no offense babes!” She said with excitement then concern.
“MEL! What the hell is wrong with you!? We’ve been friends for how long and you still insist on creeping up on me like that? Really!” I scolded.
She laughed. I loved her laugh. It was contagious. Mel was an only child. She had shoulder length brown hair, and brown eyes. Melissa is 5’3. When my mom realized that her parents could barely afford the tuition, she told my dad, and now Mr. Martin is vice-president of my dad’s company. They’re both very important people. Which is why I was surprised their both here tonight. I really shouldn’t though, because who would miss their very own daughter’s graduation?
I guess by now I should tell you what I look like. Haha sorry about that! I have waist length thick black hair, yes black (it’s natural!) and bright, bright blue eyes. Everyone says that it’s my best feature. I’m 5’5, and in these Godforsaken heels in wearing, I’m about 5’6 and a half. I really didn’t know where Melissa went, but I was glad that I didn’t have to freak out because my brother called me over when he saw my look of worry. He was quite perceptive.
My brother is freakishly tall; taller than almost anyone in my family. He’s 6’3, and when he took a picture with Melissa, I couldn’t help but laugh! He was a foot taller than her! He was like a big, muscular bear hugging a tiny little butterfly. Andy has dark blonde hair and blue eyes same as me. He is the only one in my family besides myself that has my blue eyes. That’s the only reason I never asked the question: Dad, am I adopted?
I stood with Andy and Mark, with Mark telling me how proud he was of me for being class valedictorian. Max was the “runner up” I guess. Mark truly was like another older brother. I turned around when I heard a distinct, yet unfamiliar laugh. I guess he saw me staring, and his smile faded.
I my neck was only turned half way when I heard “What do you want Audrina?” in a happy tone. I guess what his best friend and my classmate said, Spencer Matthews, (insert gag here; I hated him just as much as Max) had said was quite funny. I couldn’t be sarcastic or rude, which I really wanted to be, because Andy and Mark were within earshot. So I used my high, innocent voice and replied:
“Oh, nothing, Max, why would you say that?” I was fully turned now, hands on my hips.
“Never mind then, never mind.” He repeated. 
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Everything Not Right


Chapter One
               My name is Audrina Cantfield. I just graduated middle school, and I couldn’t be happier. My parents came over, ecstatic as I was, and told me that they wanted to get some pictures of me and my best friend, Melissa. We have been best friends ever since kindergarten registration, which I really didn’t even have to go to. See, my dad, er, my family, is very wealthy. The middle school I went to, Cantfield Prep, was named after my granddad who open it way back when.  


My parents have been best friends with the Christifaro’s since college; which was a while ago. Haha, just kidding, my parents aren’t that old.  My Mom looks just like Jennifer Garner, and My Dad looks like Robert Downy Jr. Mrs. Christifaro looks like Jessica Alba, and Mr. Christfaro is like James Franco. See? Not that old.

Don’t you find it convenient that my older brother Andy, (his full name is Andrew, but I’ve always called him Andy, or Drew, but I only use that if I’m mad at him…but that rarely happens) is best friends with the Christifaro’s oldest son, Mark? Yeah, they both just finished their junior year at Cantfield Collegiate (what a surprise, eh!?)
            See, by now you’re probably thinking, Blah Blah Blah…and believe me, I get it. I’ve met Ke$ha and she is quite nice.  But here’s the catch; The Christifaro’s youngest son, Max, is in my grade, and we’ve had a brewing rivalry ever since we were kids. We haven’t told anyone, because pretty much everyone knows. Well, everyone in our class that is. Both or our families have no clue. I’ve done pretty well keeping this under wraps. So after 1,000 more pictures, some with Andy and Mark, McKenzie and Michala, (The Christifaro’s other 2 kids…the order is: Mark, McKenzie, Michala and then Max) and even Max, unfortunately, we all went down the quad, where the graduation reception was going to be held.
I don’t have any beef with the other Christifaro’s. They’re all quite charming, except for one. When we got down to the quad, I realized that my mother, Alicia, had decorated the entire thing. It looked amazing. My mom is a wedding planner, and this is sort of her specialty. I imagined that no one would dare try to compete with her.  It had twinkly lights all around, white tablecloths, even white covers on top of the gold accented chairs. I’m glad that she actually let this be outside than being in a white tent. Go Graduation...
 
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IF YOUR NOT
SUPPOSED TO PLAY
WITH FOOD,
THEN WHY IS THERE
SUCH A THING
AS DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGETS?(;

hehe best dinner ever.

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BEING REJECTED IS NEVER FUN.
Especially when it's from your own mother.
She left when I was four
Thinking that her family was less important than beer
Never thought of anyone but herself
And then this year she sends me a birthday card saying:
I hope to see you soon my love
-Love Mommy.
Now ladies, if you think that being rejected by a boy is hard, try putting yourself in my shoes.
There's always someone having a worse off day than you.
You are beautiful<3
Keep it together, babes. You got this(:

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away messages




If rawr is i love you in dinosaur,


RAAAWWWRRRRRREEE


 is eff you in cat (:
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Her: I want to run an inn when I grow up.

Me: Really? Like Lorelai Gilmore?

Her: Yeah. Just like Lorelai Gilmore!

Me: Cuz Honey if you did I am sure it would be

called a HOE-tel. :)(:

Her as signed out.

credit to me plz. make it p.r.e.t.t.y :)(:
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I WAS IN A BAD MOOD THIS MORNIN' AND THEN I SAW ONE OF MY QUOTES AND IT TOTALLY BRIGHTENED MY DAY CONSIDERABLY
:)(:




mlia
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YOU

KNOW

SOMETIMES

ITS NOT 

ALLABOUTME.COM
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My friend Jimmy: Olivia, are you straight?

Me: WHAT THE HELL JIMMY YES!!!! *mumbles* your not though

Jimmy: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

 Me: Wow i was kidding. But just to be sure, im as straight as a parrelell line and your as straight as a circle.
 * i said the last sentence really fast *

Jimmy: OKAY good.

Me: *lmao while walking away* Okay jimmy okay.
true story...let me remind you hes older than me and he fell for that.
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