Naja

One of  the reasons why  i love  blind People is

                                                  They judge people by their personalitys , not looks >>>>
 

 

Conversation with my mom about the names of my future children.

Me: Mom, I'm going to have 4 children.
 
Mom: Why?
 
Me: My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall have it going on. My first son will be named Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father." My second daughter will be named Narnia. Whenever I get her something, I'll proclaim, "For Narnia!" And my last son will be named Sparta. So then, when I introduce him I will announce "THIS IS SPARTA!"
 
Mom: I have raised you well.    

Confession: 
I Haven't Showerd Since Last Year

I remember 2O12

Like it was Yesterday 
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In 2013
The movie 2012
Will become a Comedy

Having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
Two reasons you don't go

1. You're too lazy
2. You're scared the scary demon monster is going to come out and get you
 

 That Awkard Moment When 
Your Mom talks to random strangers at the store

 

If Mitt Romney wins the election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games.
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      Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me???"         

           "Shhh just trust me."