MissOpportunist

Pi r squared; Ain't no pi r round!

All guys want is se.x?  Well your dad is a guy and without him you would just be a nice idea.

Nmf

Being tough to read and comunicate with does not make you crazy...
Showing up to somebody's house unannounced covered in knives and waffles, that makes you crazy.

 
- Mike Falzone.

I know it's late, but I'm really hoping to just brighten everone's day! Please help! You never know, you might just put a smile on someone's face.

Here's how it's going to work. Hit Comment. Click on the person bellow. Take a look-see of there page. And then comment them a compliment. Hopefully you'll get one in return!

I'll start! Please?

So I've been going on to my friend for months about how great Witty Profiles it, and I've been begging her to make an account. So finally, she does! And I'm like super pumped. When all of a sudden...
 

- There's A Witty War
- Everyone Leaves (Including Witty Populars)
- Quotes Get No Faves
- Cries For Help Are Ignored
- Hating And Bullying Is Standard
- Ouotes Get Jocked
- Witty Becomes Political
- Arguments Over Religion Make The Top Quotes Page
- And A Bunch Of Fake Guys Join To Flirt
 

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, GUYS?

I miss the old days.

Does anyone else know / love
Ghost Of The Robot?

For, like, months I had NO IDEA what kikwas.And all of a sudden everybodystarts going around saying "Someone Kik Me" And I was like WHAT???

Long story short, people don't like to be kicked.