MikeyJames

im matthew i have stage 4 cancer im not gonna be living for as long as people think the doctor predicts march 10rth 2012,  but others think november 6th 2013, 


My dream- is to have my quote on the top quotes, :| but ill die soon, my heart goes slower my body gets weaker and my eyes are closing

some people don't deserve oxygen.

the one direction you're going is straight into the pavement.

This quote does not exist.

Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like

I knew a girl who was so stupid that she:

1.) called me to get my phone number.
2.) spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said 'concentrate'.
3.) tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
4.) tried to drown a fish.
5.) she thought a quarterback was a refund.
6.) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
7.) tripped over a cordless phone.
8.) studied for a blood test.
9.) thought that meow mix was a CD for cats.
10.) when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead.
11.) she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
12.) when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.

SIX TRUTHS IN LIFE:

1.) You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .






















2.)  All idiot's, after reading this well try it.








3.) and well notice it is a lie.








4.) You are smiling now because you are an idiot!




5.) You well soon forward this to another idiot.




6.) There is still a stupid smile on your face.

That awkward moment when the fire alarm goes off and your the only one in your class who jumps...

That awkward moment when your at the doctors office and your playing with the toddlers toys <3