LookOnTheBrightside5
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Joined: October 22, 2011
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Life is like a box of chocolates,
It doesn't last long for fat people.
Me: "Ahh
spider!"
Mom:
"It's more afraid of you then you are of
it."
Me:
"Oh, did the spider tell you this mom?"
T.W.L.O.H.A.
to write love on her
arms
Girls get b u
t t e r f l i e s..
Boys get b o n e r s..
Boys get b o n e r s..
If her tattoo rubs off in the
shower,
She'sTooYoungForYouBro!
Grammar is
important:
Capitalization is the difference between
helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
Capitalization is the difference between
helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
If
I go
on a
date
& its
bad
I'm just gonna stand up and say "i'm an actor,
they're all actors, & you're on MTV's disaster date!" & run out.
I'm just gonna stand up and say "i'm an actor,
they're all actors, & you're on MTV's disaster date!" & run out.
ALCOHAL.
because no great story starts with
someone eating salad.