adventures in
babysitting
sylvie: have you ever had a girlfriend?
me: no, not yet.
sylvie: have you ever had a boyfriend?
me: i've had two.
sylvie: how many do you have now?
me: none.
sylvie: oh
sylvie: why didn't either of them marry you?
sylvie: *strokes my nose*
sylvie: i'd marry you.