KingOfYou

Status: Guess what? I'm an otaku..who's a guy.
Joined: June 28, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 364513
Location: lol.
Gender: M



I don't like people


I just like pokemon..

KingOfYou's Favorite Quotes

Without school

Its really hard to know what day it is

if you complain about the guys who like you being "ugly" then i feel very, very sorry for you, because if you think like that then you are never going to fall in love with a person. you are going to fall in love with someone's face, and i think that's sad.
 





when i say that i get embarrassed when fictional characters do stupid stuff i don't mean that i roll my eyes and whisper 'you idiot'. i mean that i will pause the televison/throw the book across the room, bury my face in a pillow and make muffled noises of anguish into the pillow for several minutes, often while lying on the floor.
 





the boy: "don't complain about being single, you could get a boyfriend/girlfriend so easily!"
 
me: "yes but the thing is I HAVE A HUGE DUMB CRUSH ON YOU WHY DON'T YOU SEE IT ARE YOU BLIND I'M GOING TO THROW A PIANO AT YOU" 

 




adventures in babysitting
sylvie: have you ever had a girlfriend?
me: no, not yet.
sylvie: have you ever had a boyfriend?
me: i've had two.
sylvie: how many do you have now?
me: none.
sylvie: oh
sylvie: why didn't either of them marry you?
sylvie: *strokes my nose*
sylvie: i'd marry you.






I'm not trying to impress you or

anything...

but I say Voldemort out loud.

best pick-up line ever in the history of ever

 




MY TEARS ARE LIKE ANCORS

THAT SINK MY HEART TO THE

DEPTHS OF THE DEEPEST

OCEANS.


 

the cake mixture tastes better than the actual
c a k e.

 
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You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?

When I’m sad I eat everything to make
me feel better.