Mariam*
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Photographs are great because they never change
even if the person in it has.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format coded by: br0kenwings
If each boy of One direction was a
GPS...
Harry: Erm, basically
you.. uh.. drive for like...1 mile.. then.. you
erm..you..missed..the..turn..
Re..calculat..ing.
Louis: Listen b****, you
drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss it, that is
your own problem not mine.
Zayn: Aha, enjoy the car
ride! that is life.. turn left at the next
intersection.
Niall: Turn right into
the McDonald's drive thru! I was a
sandwhich!
Liam: Turn left after
driving for 3 miles! Oh no, i am sorry! that was really bossy of
me! i am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! i am sorry. I am
going to hell. Oh no, i just said hell! oh my gosh! i am so sorry
God. Please forgive me.
nmq/f
When someone says "i like your shirt"
i look down to see what i'm
wearing.
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Teacher : Your child is such a angel student, one of my favourites, such a sweetheart!
Liam: Oh thats so great! i'm so proud of my angel child, i'm so proud honey, you deserve an ice-cream okay my precious little gumdrop pie lemon drop i love you.
teacher: Your child tends to eat in class.
Niall: well of cource he eats, he hungery? Us horans are always hungry! you trying to starve my child?
teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, i'm kind of concerned.
Zayn: he has my genes, he's a good looking kid of cource he likes to look at himself, i mean who blames him?
teacher : Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates teachers and a few others. it's getting inappropriate.
Harry: Now son, thats not right. stick with people your own age 'whispers in childs ear" is that sally's grandma? damn shes fit.
teacher: your child has quite an attiude, he is known to talk back to teachers. he is too sassy for my liking.
Louis: s I've taught him to stick up for himself. who do you think you are omg i cant believe you. do you know who i am? do you? caus eno one treats my child like that omg your like totally obnoxious, ugh how dare you? *snaps fingers in z formations* you're rude. goodbye.
PaperLungs format/ nmq.
Pencil: you know, i'm really sorry.
Eraser: for what? you didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry, because you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lost a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
Eraser: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, i was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one. i'm actually happy with my job. so please stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
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