Fake_a_smile

Status: PCTYD poster child :/
Joined: December 17, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 251796
Location: unicorn land.
Hover for About Me

Hello, fellow wittian.
My name is Natalie.
I'm here to help if you ever
have a problem.
Feel free to comment me,
I dont bite (although, some
of my friends do) but that's
okay, cuz I dont.
Well, about me. I'm 15,
I live in Massachussetts,
I like soccer, animals,
coding, photography,
writing, reading, music,
A lot of things.
I'm generally a happy
person, but some of my
quotes are depressing
because, well, sh/t happens. 
Hover to see full quotes

Quote Comments by Fake_a_smile

Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ive never seen him i just know he lives near me
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ok lol good
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

haha oh you're gonna tell your mom aren't you
god help me if she finds out jfc like honestly she's going to freak out so bad

and nah i can find my own lol yours wouldn't fit me anyway remember still a midget
reply 0
RandomSmileyFace 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

lol she prob would i won't tell her at least not until like the night of it ahaha. lol i have a couple that r too short i believe if u need a last resort dress.
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ok lol good
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

no lol i don't, i live in massachusetts.
i actually live like 5 miles from steve's PO box lmao
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Wow. Am I the only one who never seen Steve before?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ive never seen him i just know he lives near me
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

awh i'm sorry <3
well for starters, try to ignore/avoid your ex, he's probably your ex for a reason
and school is hard, idk, try to study i guess?
and working + school is hard, so that does suck, but, i guess just keep trying i suppose
im not going to be all bullshitty and like 'its okay, it'll be fine" because i dont like to lie to people, or tell them things i dont know, but i do know you can handle it, so thats good.
reply 0
HelloSmileyFace 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

THANK YOU! most people are SO bullshitty and it kind of me off.... ill post the link of the quote that me and him had a HUGE fight see if you could make sense of it..
reply 0
HelloSmileyFace 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

i can!
reply 0
HelloSmileyFace 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

thanks!! Well its just really hard.. my ex bf is being a complete a/s, my best friend won't talk to me, my ex bf is talking crap about my friends, Im working like 24/7 and i'm falling behind on my school work. I dont know what to do.... :/
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

awh i'm sorry <3
well for starters, try to ignore/avoid your ex, he's probably your ex for a reason
and school is hard, idk, try to study i guess?
and working + school is hard, so that does suck, but, i guess just keep trying i suppose
im not going to be all bullshitty and like 'its okay, it'll be fine" because i dont like to lie to people, or tell them things i dont know, but i do know you can handle it, so thats good.
reply 0
HelloSmileyFace 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

THANK YOU! most people are SO bullshitty and it kind of me off.... ill post the link of the quote that me and him had a HUGE fight see if you could make sense of it..
reply 0
HelloSmileyFace 1 decade ago on quote #6711162
show buttons

reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

oh no lol its like 10:55pm haha
why is it 2 where YOU live?
wait no thats impossible bc europe is closest to the east and thats a 5 hr difference what
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

You live in Europe? It's like 10:10 here. I live in Bellwood which is a small western suburb in Illinois. I live really close to Chicago. I even lived in Chicago for a while.
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

no lol i don't, i live in massachusetts.
i actually live like 5 miles from steve's PO box lmao
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Wow. Am I the only one who never seen Steve before?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ive never seen him i just know he lives near me
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

i'm not oKAAAAAAAAY sorry mcr moment there
and sleep whats sleep
no you see this is what happens when my meds wear off hehehe i am high on lack of drugs, ironically enough (aka adhd medication)
sadly sleeping doesn't work
happily adderall means idgaf because i'll be awake and alert no matter what because yay for meds that keep you awake
okay maybe i need some sleep
no not really
okay
im just hyper
ignore this
this is the adhd speaking
adHD STAHP

adhd says sorry
okay
i think i see your point
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

eh i dont care
it depends on size but below a size 0 (its like, a centimeter, less probably) is ok
my friend has really cool plugs though she has like, mood ones
like the mood rings we all would play with in like 5th grade? yeah those except they're color-changing sugar skulls on the plugs its really neat
and another person has glow-in-the-dark ones, also cool
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What freaks me out is the people who putt those really big holes in their ears and put a big circle in it. That's just gross
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah hes probably gonna do gauges in a few months once the normal piercings are like, stable
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I don't really like gauges im like like a little diamond stud or whatever
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

eh i dont care
it depends on size but below a size 0 (its like, a centimeter, less probably) is ok
my friend has really cool plugs though she has like, mood ones
like the mood rings we all would play with in like 5th grade? yeah those except they're color-changing sugar skulls on the plugs its really neat
and another person has glow-in-the-dark ones, also cool
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What freaks me out is the people who putt those really big holes in their ears and put a big circle in it. That's just gross
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Lol one day im already laughing at it and it hasnt even happened yet
and its a thursday bc seniors last day of school but not for me so yeah im also laughing at how totally dead i'll be the next day (hopefully its not a school day but im prettysure it is its a friday so)
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Your so positive about this. This is so irrelevent to this convo but when I look at my recent notifications and your name up it says that it was added at like 2 something in the morning. Is it 2 something were you live?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

oh no lol its like 10:55pm haha
why is it 2 where YOU live?
wait no thats impossible bc europe is closest to the east and thats a 5 hr difference what
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

You live in Europe? It's like 10:10 here. I live in Bellwood which is a small western suburb in Illinois. I live really close to Chicago. I even lived in Chicago for a while.
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

no lol i don't, i live in massachusetts.
i actually live like 5 miles from steve's PO box lmao
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Wow. Am I the only one who never seen Steve before?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ive never seen him i just know he lives near me
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

two of the three things you listed (he also has ears pierced lol)
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I just think a boy having a stud in his ear is so cute because your like yea I'm a boy I have my ears pierced gotta a problem?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah hes probably gonna do gauges in a few months once the normal piercings are like, stable
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I don't really like gauges im like like a little diamond stud or whatever
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

eh i dont care
it depends on size but below a size 0 (its like, a centimeter, less probably) is ok
my friend has really cool plugs though she has like, mood ones
like the mood rings we all would play with in like 5th grade? yeah those except they're color-changing sugar skulls on the plugs its really neat
and another person has glow-in-the-dark ones, also cool
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What freaks me out is the people who putt those really big holes in their ears and put a big circle in it. That's just gross
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

lol it was so awkward when he asked me
(it may or may not have been slightly prompted by his twin sister attacking him when she asked me if he had asked yet and i said no he didn't lmfao)(but she had said before that he was planning to so yeah)(idk i love his family they're all great)(even though theres like 10 of them)(in his house)(idk why theres parentheses everywhere)
reply 0
MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

r u ok
u r noT ok
u need sleep
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

i'm not oKAAAAAAAAY sorry mcr moment there
and sleep whats sleep
no you see this is what happens when my meds wear off hehehe i am high on lack of drugs, ironically enough (aka adhd medication)
sadly sleeping doesn't work
happily adderall means idgaf because i'll be awake and alert no matter what because yay for meds that keep you awake
okay maybe i need some sleep
no not really
okay
im just hyper
ignore this
this is the adhd speaking
adHD STAHP

adhd says sorry
okay
i think i see your point
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

he has 2/3 and ok suuure ill go with that
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What's 2/3 ?? Lol I'm so awkward ... lol you are!
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

two of the three things you listed (he also has ears pierced lol)
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I just think a boy having a stud in his ear is so cute because your like yea I'm a boy I have my ears pierced gotta a problem?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah hes probably gonna do gauges in a few months once the normal piercings are like, stable
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I don't really like gauges im like like a little diamond stud or whatever
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

eh i dont care
it depends on size but below a size 0 (its like, a centimeter, less probably) is ok
my friend has really cool plugs though she has like, mood ones
like the mood rings we all would play with in like 5th grade? yeah those except they're color-changing sugar skulls on the plugs its really neat
and another person has glow-in-the-dark ones, also cool
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What freaks me out is the people who putt those really big holes in their ears and put a big circle in it. That's just gross
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ew no lmfao that would be so awkward everyone would be like wtf
it'd be comfortable but id feel (and look) like a total freak lol so um i'll go with the dress lol
reply 0
MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ahahaha ;)
it's your choice lol
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

lol it was so awkward when he asked me
(it may or may not have been slightly prompted by his twin sister attacking him when she asked me if he had asked yet and i said no he didn't lmfao)(but she had said before that he was planning to so yeah)(idk i love his family they're all great)(even though theres like 10 of them)(in his house)(idk why theres parentheses everywhere)
reply 0
MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

r u ok
u r noT ok
u need sleep
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

i'm not oKAAAAAAAAY sorry mcr moment there
and sleep whats sleep
no you see this is what happens when my meds wear off hehehe i am high on lack of drugs, ironically enough (aka adhd medication)
sadly sleeping doesn't work
happily adderall means idgaf because i'll be awake and alert no matter what because yay for meds that keep you awake
okay maybe i need some sleep
no not really
okay
im just hyper
ignore this
this is the adhd speaking
adHD STAHP

adhd says sorry
okay
i think i see your point
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I KNOW I AM IM LUCKY IM DATING ANYONE LIKE LOOK AT MY FACE JFC I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW
well he does have glasses so vision is eh that's probably part of it
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Glasses are cute so are baseball pants and studs in their ear ;) I think your pretty
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

he has 2/3 and ok suuure ill go with that
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What's 2/3 ?? Lol I'm so awkward ... lol you are!
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

two of the three things you listed (he also has ears pierced lol)
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I just think a boy having a stud in his ear is so cute because your like yea I'm a boy I have my ears pierced gotta a problem?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah hes probably gonna do gauges in a few months once the normal piercings are like, stable
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

I don't really like gauges im like like a little diamond stud or whatever
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

eh i dont care
it depends on size but below a size 0 (its like, a centimeter, less probably) is ok
my friend has really cool plugs though she has like, mood ones
like the mood rings we all would play with in like 5th grade? yeah those except they're color-changing sugar skulls on the plugs its really neat
and another person has glow-in-the-dark ones, also cool
reply 0
chocomickey14 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

What freaks me out is the people who putt those really big holes in their ears and put a big circle in it. That's just gross
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

yeah sometimes bigger ones look ok on people but usually its just like ew no
but no what you do is you take a padlock, lock it through, and walk away
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

lol see my latest reply to MyWittyProfile in response to the end of that
and i can't walk in anything.
on the bright side, its the seniors last day of school so it doesn't matter, even if i make a total fool of myself, i'm never going to see any of them ever again so *sings* IIIIII DOOOOONT CAAAAAAAAAAAARE ok sorry that was necessary here's the reference http://24.media.tumblr.com/d546414b4a41283c3f8858f371d801ed/tumblr_mjk90sg1fb1qc0g3oo1_250.gif so yeah
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

You're right. YOLO
(Does anybody even say that anymore?) you'll laugh at that prom one day.
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Lol one day im already laughing at it and it hasnt even happened yet
and its a thursday bc seniors last day of school but not for me so yeah im also laughing at how totally dead i'll be the next day (hopefully its not a school day but im prettysure it is its a friday so)
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Your so positive about this. This is so irrelevent to this convo but when I look at my recent notifications and your name up it says that it was added at like 2 something in the morning. Is it 2 something were you live?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

oh no lol its like 10:55pm haha
why is it 2 where YOU live?
wait no thats impossible bc europe is closest to the east and thats a 5 hr difference what
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

You live in Europe? It's like 10:10 here. I live in Bellwood which is a small western suburb in Illinois. I live really close to Chicago. I even lived in Chicago for a while.
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

no lol i don't, i live in massachusetts.
i actually live like 5 miles from steve's PO box lmao
reply 0
whereismymind 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

Wow. Am I the only one who never seen Steve before?
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ive never seen him i just know he lives near me
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

bu..bu... but... that requires
a dress (ew)
and and and and m-m-m-m-makeup
and even a... i can't say it... hair straightener
I DONT LIKE GIRLY THINGS
OK THOSE THREE THINGS ARE LIKE MY BIGGEST FEARS
i would literally rather not eat for a day than wear makeup for a day ok i hate it so much
same with straightening my hair
and idk dresses aren't as bad but i still hate them sigh
reply 0
MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

omfg read the comments here: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6710991
and lol ya but IDEK
you don't have to straighten your hair and wear make up and pretendd to be someone you're not
if it makes you feel better, wear a tux
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ew no lmfao that would be so awkward everyone would be like wtf
it'd be comfortable but id feel (and look) like a total freak lol so um i'll go with the dress lol
reply 0
MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

ahahaha ;)
it's your choice lol
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

lol it was so awkward when he asked me
(it may or may not have been slightly prompted by his twin sister attacking him when she asked me if he had asked yet and i said no he didn't lmfao)(but she had said before that he was planning to so yeah)(idk i love his family they're all great)(even though theres like 10 of them)(in his house)(idk why theres parentheses everywhere)
reply 0
MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

r u ok
u r noT ok
u need sleep
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6711033
show buttons

i'm not oKAAAAAAAAY sorry mcr moment there
and sleep whats sleep
no you see this is what happens when my meds wear off hehehe i am high on lack of drugs, ironically enough (aka adhd medication)
sadly sleeping doesn't work
happily adderall means idgaf because i'll be awake and alert no matter what because yay for meds that keep you awake
okay maybe i need some sleep
no not really
okay
im just hyper
ignore this
this is the adhd speaking
adHD STAHP

adhd says sorry
okay
i think i see your point
reply 0
Fake_a_smile 1 decade ago on quote #6710688
show buttons

melANIE WHEN DID YOU GET TO BE A BIG GIRL
how are you a senior like no im not okay with that at all nope not one bit you aren't graduating nope
sigh evERYONE IS GRADUATING you, my boyfriend, everyone is leaviiiiiinngggg
okay rant over bye
reply 0
Melrose* 1 decade ago on quote #6710688
show buttons

Boyfriend!?!? Wut. Details por favor.
reply 0