EmilyBloom3
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Its kinda funny how every year around National Bestfriend Day, i tend to realize that i dont have any...</3
Dear
'Normal' people,
Im not weird...
im just limited edition ;)
Sincerely,
You only live once,
Lighten up!
CHRISTMAS=
The only day when im a morning person :)
The only day when im a morning person :)
Yesterday in school we had a lockdown
drill. Me and my friend hid behind my teachers desk, he saw a
poster that said
"Anytime, Anyplace,
You spill your beer?
Ill bite your face"
.........My teachers soo weirddd!!!
"Anytime, Anyplace,
You spill your beer?
Ill bite your face"
.........My teachers soo weirddd!!!
For all of you who love Jenna
Marbles(: Like if you like her!
Sexy Sexual Love Poem(;
Dear sweet angel baby lover,
I want to touch your turtle pie, tiggy tiggy liggy and then fill it with cream. i want to bake your muffins. Twinkle twinkle little sexy cup. You smell better than a stale fart on an airplane, much much better. You make my heart go mmmmmmmmmm. BERRIES. Shhhh whats that noise? It was the sound of a thousand angels getting nipple add aons for you. Sweet moon baby i will bake you a cake as fast as i can. Fly away sweet butterfly, then come back so i can catch you in my net and make sweet love to you. Sexy sexy butterfly. I want to bath you and then shave you. Milky milky touches. I will buy you anything you want from the dollar store, go ahead pick anything you want. Because your worth it! Let me tough you, touchy touch tougherten. You look like a robot heart..... I wanna play a game with you, its called puggy wuggy tuggy walk. And then kiss your face and hold your hand, you sexy! Shhhh oh i love you. I just wanted you to know that when i die and then maybe if you die we would have a ghost party and i would make all your favorite flavored jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted, because thats how much i love you!
~Jenna Marbles~
♥
Sexy Sexual Love Poem(;
Dear sweet angel baby lover,
I want to touch your turtle pie, tiggy tiggy liggy and then fill it with cream. i want to bake your muffins. Twinkle twinkle little sexy cup. You smell better than a stale fart on an airplane, much much better. You make my heart go mmmmmmmmmm. BERRIES. Shhhh whats that noise? It was the sound of a thousand angels getting nipple add aons for you. Sweet moon baby i will bake you a cake as fast as i can. Fly away sweet butterfly, then come back so i can catch you in my net and make sweet love to you. Sexy sexy butterfly. I want to bath you and then shave you. Milky milky touches. I will buy you anything you want from the dollar store, go ahead pick anything you want. Because your worth it! Let me tough you, touchy touch tougherten. You look like a robot heart..... I wanna play a game with you, its called puggy wuggy tuggy walk. And then kiss your face and hold your hand, you sexy! Shhhh oh i love you. I just wanted you to know that when i die and then maybe if you die we would have a ghost party and i would make all your favorite flavored jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted, because thats how much i love you!
~Jenna Marbles~
♥
So you were one of those people who were supposed to walk into my
life...teach me a lesson...then walk
out?
Falling in love is like
jumping off a building, your brain said "don't do it
you'll die!" but your heart says "don't worry, i
can fly!" <3
God made coke,
God made pepsi,
God made me,
Oh so sexii,
God mad rivers,
God made lakes,
God made you,
Hey...we all make mistakes (:
God made pepsi,
God made me,
Oh so sexii,
God mad rivers,
God made lakes,
God made you,
Hey...we all make mistakes (:
I'll
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