EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo

if you ever have to chose between two things, always chose the second because if you really wanted the first one, there never would have been a second<3
-not mine

so today my dad stayed home from work. i was home sick. so i asked him if he'd take me to the store, he asked for what. i'm like for OJ, tisses, and cough drops. this is how the conversation went:

My dad: OJ Simpson? we'd have to go to jail for that.
Me: no dad orange juice

[later in the store]
Me: we have to get OJ
dad: Simpson?
me: no we'd have to go to jail for that.

[needlessto say the worker's face was priceless] :D
 

me: what did you want for valentines day?
eric: all i wanted was you<3

"You can't keep what you don't have, and I want to keep you."
-my boyfriend said this<3

Elliot: hey doc, is our victim awake yet?
Doc: i would hope not, shes in the morgue.

I have the kind of boyfriend where... he'll kiss the phone and say "muah" just because i wanted a kiss<3

in the end, everything will be okay;

if its not okay its not the

e n d <3

Girl: i'll be waiting to cuggle.

Zach: cuggle?

Girl: a combination of cuddle and hug.

Zach: aren't you just adorable!

Girl: ooh! what's that a combination of?

Zach: it's not, its a regular english word.

Girl: ooh, i only speak American.

I feel like second by second my world is coming apart at the seams, and it just wont stop; </3

‎-S for spongebob and S for sandy(: