BreeVee

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Joined: June 4, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 110990

I QUIT.
I have changed accounts. Those who love me know where I am.

Quotes by BreeVee

Boys,
If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her, don't let her go.
-Nicholas Sparks

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where do all the
HOMELESS     PEOPLE
get the sharpies?


 

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"How was I born?" 
  Well son, your mom and I got together on "gtalk".
We set up a date "via E-mail" and met in a "cyber cafe"
Your mom agreed to "download data" from my "pen drive"
Just when I was about to "transfer"
We realized none of us had "installed" a "firewall"
It was too late to hit "delete"
Nine months later a "pop-up window" appeared
saying "you've got male!"

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Warning: Facebook
You are choosing to view you're ex's profile. Warning, they are very happy with their new
life and viewing this profile will only renew
your anguish and misery.
 
Do you wish to contine?
Yes
No
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break up


Dear Officer,
I'm not slurring my speech, I'm talking in cursive.
Sincerely, I'm not as think as you drunk I am
 
 
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I don't care if you are black, white, yellow or Jersey Shore orange.
If you are nice to me, I will be nice to you.

It's as simple as that.             

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inspirational


Hey this is Bree, i got a new number(:

Sweet(: Did you get a new phone, too?

Yup, i did.

What happened to your old one?

I put it on airplane mode and threw it into the air... worst transformer ever ):
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