BethPress

Status: Look On the BrightSide <3
Joined: April 6, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 163400
Location: Drinking Tea with Aslan In Narnia
Gender: F
Hello there, My name is Bethany. I'm from England (yay?) I'm that strange weird girl who talks about nerdy games and pokemon. I'm 13 years old, born on the 1st of April. I'm a fool baby. My Music is strange to some, I love rock, mental, indie and country. The oldies are the best. I love photography, quotes, art and creative stuff. Instagram; @Fake_smiler Twitter; @BethPrescott05 Oh by the way, I'm taken by my amazing Boyfriend. Benjamin Adrian Chappe, 19/12/11. Also please follow my best friend; Francesca IamFrancesca-that's her ;D All i have to say, peace out. Beth c:

Quotes by BethPress

i feel like i'm fading.
Go to Google.com and type 
'Google Sphere'
and then hit I'm feeling lucky button.



Mind=Blown.

Friends are like trees.
They're allergic to chainsaws.
*Gets of the plane into America.* 

 Me; Hello?

Some Girl; OOOOOOOOMMMMMGGGG Your English, you voice is amazing, do you know One direction.

Me; Ohgod, help.

Some Boy; OMG is she English, speak for us, speak. Do you know the Queen?

Me: Yes, i drink tea with her and pat her dogs and take them for walks, i know everything and everyone, step aside.

*Jumps out of my bed,  scared* 
Me; This is why i'm probably never going to America.







 

Me: *is about to cross the street*  

 Me: WAIT. 

Me: *looks both ways*  

Me: *test the direction of the wind* 

Me: *makes sure shoes are tied*

Me: *ties pillow to my stomach*

Me: *puts on helmet*

Me: *check once more, for cars*

Me: *starts walking across the street*

Me: *gets hit by an airplane*




 

                         

              Dear Americans,

 You really don't want to move to England.

It rains mostly every day even in the summer.
There's not an Mcdonald's around the corner.
We have to wear uniforms to school.
Its not like the movies.
Most of the boys you will meet are d**ks. (yoloers)
Its so cold, all the time.
To be honest i do have an accent,
but most people in  England speak like idiots.


So therefore stay in the US.


From, Everyone in

England
 

One Teenager
attempts suicide
every 20 minutes.

 



Me; Meow.
Cat; OWNER SAID MEOW....
Cat; She understands my language.
 



If history repeats itself,
i'm totally getting a dinosaur.
 



Does Anyone Else spend
 their lives on
Witty, youtube and tumblr?