XxShelbyyxX

Status: heey there gorgeous! (:
Joined: December 30, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 7
user id: 257536
Location: Blue Slide Parkkkkkk.
Gender: F
    • shelby gardner
    • 13
    • my chemical romance<3333  
    • nsn, mac miller, country.
    • softball & field hockey<3
    • live everyday like you're glen coco.
    • lost? follow meeeeeeee. 
    • cats. ;p
    → Dueces

Quotes by XxShelbyyxX

The only reason i like going to Sam's Club is because of the free samples.

who's with me?

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"baby you light up my world like nobody else."

well, you must be from the Teletubies, because that baby was legit the sun.
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  KEEP CALM
  &
CALL BATMAN
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there's this really unattractive thing on my face called my face.
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     W h e n   s o m e o n e   s a y s  

They don't like your favorite band,:


"chose your death, ak47 or knife to the head?"

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------------♥------------
Regina George: The Vow.
Karen Smith: Dear John.


& none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
------------♥------------
nmlk


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The Hangover:
The only movie where we actually want to watch the credits.  
 
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Mom: Did you shower yet?
Me: No, I was just at Seaworld.

-true story

 
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i remember when Justice actually sold cute little girl clothes...

nowadays, it looks like a hippie Ke$ha puked on a stripper's wardrobe.  

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You're running after something that you'll never kill,
if this is what you want, then fire at will


These lyrics have saved my life.

- Thank you for the venom - My Chemical Romance

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