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Sometimes I wanna stitch my lips together to excuse myself from spoken debates since words slip off my finger tips so much more easily than they do my tongue and in an argument my upper hand is always swallowed by a faster mouth
so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.
every key turning in its lock sounds the same and you're home somewhere but not with me
i wonder if you're happy with the locks that you've got or if you miss the doors you used to walk through

 
I eat when I get upset over how much weight I've gained. lmao, it makes no sense. needless to say, I've been doing a lot of eating recently.
pfft, how much of a ho am I?
how much of a ho am I? well
let's just say that if I was a:
sandwich, I'd be a hoagie.
chip, I'd be a nacho dorit-ho.
fruit, I'd be a mang-ho.
cookie, I'd be an ore-ho.
starch, I'd be a potat-ho.
meat, I'd be pepperhoni.
fair food, I'd be a churrho.
mexican staple, I'd be a tac-ho.
beverage, I'd be hoda.
that is how much of a ho I am.
Seeing a woman bossing around her man isnt cute, funny, or amusing. Its just disgraceful
Idk why, but some of my quotes are automaticly posting more than once. Sorry guys, it must be a glitch on my phone. I'll clear out all that junk once i get my hands on a real computer. And then I'll finally answer all your comments. :)
emmitt and shane, yall have always been here for me!!! i love yalllll!!! even tho emmitts a whoreee bahaha but hes my bby daddy so its ok baha i miss yall soooooo much! yall mean the whole world to me and id do anything for yall
I won’t take selfies with other people
y’all don’t know my angles
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