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Don't let the p r e
t t y face f o o
l
you,
I roll like a boss <3
I roll like a boss <3
Answered by elementary school
students
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10
What is the Right Age To Get Married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10
What is the Right Age To Get Married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10
&&
I hate
him;
Even though he is such an attractive, adorable,
charming, handsome, captivating, enchanting,
gorgeous, handsome, fascinating, funny, stunning,
lovely, pleasant, mesmeric young man.
&& I hate him;
Even though every time I look into his beautiful,
admirable, exquisite, classy, appealing, wonderful,
ravishing, alluring, [dazzling] brown, amber-like eyes
my heart skips a beat, I stop breathing, my
stomach starts to fill with teeny, tiny butterflies
&& I can do nothing, but freeze and lose myself within [him].
&& I hate him;
Not because he is perfect, but because he is
just like the rest of them:
a selfish, ego-centric, self-centered, narrow-minded [pig].
He doesn't care about how I feel, I'm just a joke to him.
His friends are his priority, while I'm just an option.
I'm like school for him, unwanted and rejected.
But, without me how far can he get in [life]?
Even though he is such an attractive, adorable,
charming, handsome, captivating, enchanting,
gorgeous, handsome, fascinating, funny, stunning,
lovely, pleasant, mesmeric young man.
&& I hate him;
Even though every time I look into his beautiful,
admirable, exquisite, classy, appealing, wonderful,
ravishing, alluring, [dazzling] brown, amber-like eyes
my heart skips a beat, I stop breathing, my
stomach starts to fill with teeny, tiny butterflies
&& I can do nothing, but freeze and lose myself within [him].
&& I hate him;
Not because he is perfect, but because he is
just like the rest of them:
a selfish, ego-centric, self-centered, narrow-minded [pig].
He doesn't care about how I feel, I'm just a joke to him.
His friends are his priority, while I'm just an option.
I'm like school for him, unwanted and rejected.
But, without me how far can he get in [life]?
friends
are
like
bras;;
close to the heart and always there for support <3
close to the heart and always there for support <3
NeetuY