Goldielocks11

 Dear Mrs. Claus,                               
Stop freaking out, Ho Ho Ho
is just my catch phrase. 
                                 Sincerely, Santa
 

That awkward moment when n
You  get  crumbs  in  your  bra.
 

That awkward moment when n
You  go  to  submit  an  "Awkward  Moment"  and  you  spell  awkward   wrong.
 

That awkward moment when n
You're  not  feeling  like   a   plastic  bag.
 

That awkward moment when n
Your   Grandpa  doesn't  know  Rihanna's   name  either
 

That awkward moment when n
when  you  find  out  that  the  son  you  didn’t  even  know  you  had  is  an  elf
 

That awkward moment when n
You're  walking  down  the  hall  and  you  realize   you're  going  the  wrong  way.