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Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers.
– Bernard Williams
– My mother

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TheCovertComic

posted July 29, 2023 at 12:02am UTC tagged with funny, quote, mother

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