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Growing up my mom made me believe that someone turning a light

Growing up my mom made me believe that

someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

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posted October 13, 2016 at 6:29am UTC tagged with tumblr, funny, quote

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