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I wonder why I'm fat then I look at how much I eat and how little

I wonder why I'm fat then I look at how much I eat and how little exercise I do because there are things called; wifi, food, bed and sleep

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posted September 29, 2013 at 4:15am UTC tagged with funny, sotrue, goingtogetfood, away messages

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