Me: Why are guys staring at me! I must be ugly today! My guy

Me: Why are guys staring at me! I must be ugly today!
My guy friend: Your wearing yoga pants.
Me: They are looking up higher than that!
My guy friend: They are looking at your boobs.
Me: Yeah right! I must have somthing on my face.
Me: *starts walking to the bathroom*
My guy friend: TRUST ME! I'M LOOKING RIGHT NOW!