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Hello, yes, I'd like to start my 30 day free trial of being

Hello, yes, I'd like to start my 30 day free trial of being attractive now.

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Tay*

posted June 9, 2013 at 5:15pm UTC tagged with funny, awkward

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apparently I skipped the part of puberty where I get really attractive.. nmf. nmq
MY TALENTS INCLUDE being awkward in virtually every social situation I'm ever put in. watching an entire TV series in a short amount of time. eating large amounts of food. putting things off. and being able to take off my bra with my shirt still on.

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