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I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost

I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost the entire time, just
growing and manifesting into the daughter she'd lost and she's like, "Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your sh.t."

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Hale_Storm18

posted June 7, 2013 at 3:24pm UTC tagged with funny, mom, ghost, birth

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