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What I don't understand is how my brother can eat food all

What I don't understand is how my brother can eat food all day, play video games, AND lose a few pounds. With me, all I have to do is LOOK at food and I gain five pounds.

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posted May 25, 2013 at 10:39pm UTC tagged with brother, food, funny

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