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Don't break anyboby's heart, they only have one. Break

Don't break anyboby's heart,
they only have one.

Break their bones,
they have 206.

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posted May 9, 2013 at 9:43am UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, boy, break, heart, girl, bones

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