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Me: muM GET HERE QUICK IM DYING Mum: *runs into room* omg what
Me:
muM GET HERE QUICK IM DYING
Mum: *runs into room* omg what is it?!
Me: Can you turn my light off
Mum: *runs into room* omg what is it?!
Me: Can you turn my light off
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posted June 25, 2012 at 8:19pm UTC tagged with funny
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