Dear Witty Advertisements, I don't want to get my brain tested,

Dear Witty Advertisements,

I don't want to get my brain tested, buy a new car, get my house (that is already insured) insured again, play a really weird fantasy game, find out what my future baby would look like (when I'm not even married- or have a boyfriend for that matter of fact), get more TV channels, get birthday printables, date 50 year old guys/girls on the internet, play realistic golf or anything else weird that you have to offer. 

I'M JUST HERE TO READ QUOTES. 

Sincerly, Annoyed Teenager.