What I want to say to my teacher during class- Me: why are you

What I want to say to my teacher during class-
Me: why are you calling on me? i didn't even raise my hand
Me: stop looking at me while you're talking
Me: why are you teaching us this
Me: hey why don't you shut up a little
Me: stop assigning homework 
Me: why won't you let me go to the bathroom b*tch
Me: I think I'll just pee on your floor now hahaha
Me: stop talking
Me: why are you even here
Me: go home