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How to become witty famous in 3 steps! 1. Make a new account

How to become witty famous in 3 steps!

1. Make a new account with a boy's name. Remember, your "sister" or "girlfriend" (your real account) showed you witty & told you to make one.

2. Upload pics of hot male site models. If anyone says you're fake, b*tch them out.

3. Claim that you have cancer. But never specify what type.

BAM! 1500 FOLLOWERS!
you're welcome.

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77 Comments

BetterThanRevenge 1 decade ago

Matthew really had cancer.

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sm97 1 decade ago

lol i hope nobody actually does this...but its funny :)

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cherlloyd 1 decade ago

THIS.

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Melrose* 1 decade ago

i dont get why everyone is b*tching at you for this. you arent joking about cancer. other people do. seriously.

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RachelShapira 1 decade ago

lolololololol

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StarsareRachelBerry 1 decade ago

PREACH IT LIKE A BOSS

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FreeToBeLeslie 1 decade ago

Totallly agreed :)

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nevejadendooleyx 1 decade ago

yeah you may think this quote is just a joke but why would you joke about having cancer?
That's just wrong, it's took so many lives and it's not cool to joke about it

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tiffaniecass25 1 decade ago

a freaking men.

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ashiepoo14 1 decade ago

Hahahah still laughing! So truuue.(;

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livee4lovinn 1 decade ago

hahahaha this is so truee!

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QuotesAreMyLife7 1 decade ago

hqahahaha theres 69 comments before me(: wait im the 70 comment...(:

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teapots 1 decade ago

1 and 2 are to tyler_ OMG

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Shes_Just_Broken 1 decade ago

Loooool!!!!! But why would you fake cancer? thats just sick and twisted

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Nataliee123 1 decade ago

HAHAHAHAHHAA, but IDK if people fake cancer? If they do, that's just sick.

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Melrose* 1 decade ago

I'm seriously in tears right now. Not only is this true. But the way you said it and gave sass about it. Killed me lol:p

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mandyarro 1 decade ago

aha this is so true. why would anyone joke about cancer for attention?

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LockeHayley 1 decade ago

Im sure alot of people on witty do this. cancer is serious, hope no one is doing this!

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Dani_Marie3264 1 decade ago

Leave her alone. If you don't believe people are shallow enough to fake cancer on here, then I truly hope your parents let you out from under the rock soon. Newsflash, people do dumb stuff like that!

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