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Snooki's Pregnant? Uh oh, we got a little situation!
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Uh oh, we got a little situation!
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Lexi_Is_A_Boss
1 decade ago
Nah she is
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italiangirl3
1 decade ago
thankss:)
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Icy_Cream
1 decade ago
Haha So Funny
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kaylababy5584
1 decade ago
hahahahh love thiis(: follow for a follow ?
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peanutrox21
1 decade ago
is it Gionnies baby? and that poor kid!
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DemonwithaHalo
1 decade ago
that poor child will have so many problems
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dolphinz00
1 decade ago
huh?
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luv2flip910
1 decade ago
lmfao right now
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italiangirl3
1 decade ago
Thanks!!!
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yourcool
1 decade ago
I see what you did thur
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Abby. *
1 decade ago
lol good one c':
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