Lol.. this made me laugh,
I have
a request for you.
Yes.
When I die will you fall to your knees in
front of my casket and yell
"WHYYYY?!?!?!?!"
Hell yes.
Me: *Touches casket* Oh
god. *flings myself onto casket*
Why did you leave me? *Falls to
knees* Why!? God!? Why!? Why
must the good always die young!?
Random Attendee: She was 78..
Me: IT WAS TOO SOON! TOO SOON!
OH GODD! How could that b**ch,
that good friend leave me?! *fakes
death*
I approve.
nmq