a woman once said; 'a man is like a deck of playing cards...you

 

 

a woman once said;

'a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:

♥               a heart to love him

♦    a diamond to marry him

♣               a club to smash his

               fudging head in, and

♠             a spade to burry the

     fudge cracker

♣