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Coffee is like men; they're strong, warm, and keep you up

Coffee is like men; they're strong, warm, and keep you up at night.

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Coolgirlwithglasses 1 decade ago

I laughed at this for about 3 mins. straight nice job!

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posted January 13, 2012 at 6:16pm UTC tagged with funny

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Coffee is like men; they're strong, warm, and keep you up

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