edward cullen's
tips
on how to get girls:
♥ girls love older
men.
be about 87 years older than her.
♥ sparkle in the sunlight like
a gay forest fairy.
♥watch her sleep. it won't be creepy.
♥ make it very clear that her
blood smells delicious and you
want to eat her.
♥ refuse to let her see her friends.
♥ abandon her for six months then
come back when she jumps off a
cliff.
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we watched twilight and, vampires suck so she loved this xDD
i just adore twilight, but this is hilarious :D