freelance

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The painever goes away,
we just make room for it

 


A tiger doesn't
lose sleep over the
opinion of sheep

 

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    The only dates
           I get are
               updates.
 
 
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IF THe WORLD WaS BLiND
How manY PeoPLe
wOuLD You imPRess?

One generation plants the trees, the next eats the fruit.

Which one are we?

 

There are two secrets to success:

1) Never reveal all that you know.

 

Why tiptoe through life
only to arrive
safely at death?

 

A smile is a curvthat sets your world straight
 

I wonder how much
deeper the ocean would
be without sponges...

If dentists make their moneoff of bad teeth,
why would you want
a toothpaste 4 out of 5 recommend?