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My Friend thinks he is so smart, he said that onions are the

My Friend thinks he is so smart, he said that onions are the on food to make you cry...
So,I threw a coconut at his face.

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mysterious.mah

posted May 2, 2014 at 12:03am UTC tagged with funny, famous, inspirational, quote

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